GEOWeasel - The Movie
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A trailer for quite possibly the greatest movie ever conceived by man.
Cast (in order of appearance): Mitri, Nar, Jimbob, Weas, Sapphire, Cass, John Madden
Places: The City, GEOweasel HQ
Page Title: GEOweasel The Movie: Please note the "Coming Never"
Date: May somethingth, 2007
Running time: 0:00
Transcript
{A green screen parodying the ones normally seen before movies and trailers appears with the following text:}
The following trailer has been approved by the Motion Picture Association of America for everyone with functioning eyes.
{The screen fades to black and a narrator speaks up}
NARRATOR: This summer,--
{"THIS SUMMER" appears from the blackness}
NARRATOR: --millions of people will witness an event five years in the making.
{"5 YEARS IN THE MAKING" appears}
NARRATOR: Get ready for-
{"GET READY FOR" appears}
NARRATOR: -an adventure with thrills, {"THRILLS" appears} suspense, {"SUSPENSE" appears} and mustaches. {"MUSTACHES" appears}
{Cut to an area near the city. Mitri, Nar and Jimbob stand before Weas. Weas sneezes, making his mustache fall off his face and onto the ground. He looks at it and sniffs}
WEAS: Could somebody get that?
{Cut back to the black}
NARRATOR: {"WE'RE BREAKING AWAY FROM THE INTERNET TO BRING YOU" appears} We're breaking out from our small cage of the internet to bring you... GEOweasel: The Movie! {The GEOweasel logo appears with "The Movie" underneath it}
{cut to a field, where the Weasels' house has grown legs and stomps around. Cut to Nar apparently piloting the house}
NAR: I hope you enjoyed your life, because this is the last time you'll ever see your daughter again!
{cut to Mitri standing behind Nar. Mitri look towards Nar}
MITRI: Good, good. But try to make sense next time.
NAR: Oh, okay.
{cut back to the black. "EVERYTHING YOU WANT" appears}
NARRATOR: We're giving you everything you want! Action! {"ACTION!" appears}
{cut to Jimbob flying through the air firing off a machine gun, with explosions in the background}
{flash to the black screen, where "ANIME!" appears}
NARRATOR: Animé!
{cut to a room, where Mitri and Jimbob are standing. Both are drawn and are animated in an anime-like fashion}
MITRI: Yo! That was totally kawaii!
JIMBOB: Awesome!
{an angry Weas pops up from the bottom of the screen, with one of those anger veins on his head}
WEAS: I can't believe I even know you guys!
{Cut back to the black, "PLOT TWISTS!" appears}
NARRATOR: Plot twists!
{cut to an office. Weas is being held captive by a suited Mitri and Jimbob.}
NAR: So, you still don't have the money, do you? {cut to a desk} Nar doesn't like it {Nar spins in the chair to face Weas} when people don't live up to their promises.
{cut back to the black. "PARODIES!" appears}
NARRATOR: Parodies!
{cut to Weas getting up from off the ground}
WEAS: What is he doing?!
{cut to a silhouetted Nar standing on a hill. Nar reaches into his face and pulls out a keytar. Cut to a close-up of the keytar}
MITRI & WEAS: It's a Yamaha SHS-10! 1987!
{cut to the black. "ROMANCE!" appears}
NARRATOR: Romance!
{cut to Nar and Sapphire closing in for a kiss on a pink heart background. Nar suddenly vomits into Sapphire's face. Cut back to the black screen, where "REVENGE!" appears}
NARRATOR: Revenge!
{cut to Weas and Cass standing on a bridge}
WEAS: So it was you who tried to kill Nar!
{close-up on Cass, who smirks. Cut back to the black, where "SPECIAL GUEST STARS!" appears}
NARRATOR: And special guest stars!
{cut to a video of Mitri running from a giant robot. "CAM 2" flickers in the upper left corner}
JOHN MADDEN: So, uh, so you see what {Mitri is circled with an arrow pointing to the right} Mitri's tryin' to do here, he-he-he's {an arrow is drawn pointing to the robot's foot. Cut to a very bored Weas sitting next to John Madden, who is apparently watching the scene on a monitor} dodging the robot. Because if he doesn't, he-he if he-
{John is interrupted by the logo appearing on blackness again}
NARRATOR: GEOweasel, The Movie!
{the logo is replaced with "COMING NEVER"}
{the short ends}
Fun Facts
After the toon is over, and the "Again?" screen is shown, the viewer can right-click it to bring up the Flash Player's menu. In it, if "Forward" is pressed, an Easter egg starring Mitri in a parody of a deleted scene is played.
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