Quotes

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Every person who's been a fan of GEOweasel for a particular period of time knows a number of quotes that sound completely nonsensical to the average bystander but cause other fanatics to burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. To qualify as a good quote, it has to be effective outside of its context -- that is, if it requires a paragraph of explanation to set it up, it's not a good quote. A good quote can be inserted easily and barely modified into any conversation -- try it with each of the quotes below (warning: you will get strange looks).

Each quote should be followed by a link to its origin.